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◦ The definition of a Ezyel David turell A loving Caring trustworthy perfect handsome amazing and above all the most precious person you can ever meet on this earth He has the eyes of an angel the heart of GoldAnd he has a smile of 1000 stars he has the voice that keeps you sane A type of love That never stops but only grows He loves his cars and he knows how to make people smile wen they are hurt he has gone three a lot but always bounces back he is strong amazing and one day his girlfriend will soon be pronounced as his wife
Ezyel-The most perfect person on earth
ezyel by Dead_xjp July 21, 2021
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eyeless jack 

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...
eyeless jack by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016
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Billie Eyelash 

Another meme-y way of saying Billie Eilish's name
Jay: Have you heard Billie Eyelash's new song?
Zoe: You mean Eilish?
Jay: No, isn't it Eyelash?
Billie Eyelash by jlvwii April 30, 2019

Eyelash Clan 

The most superior group on the web originated from the wonderful community of Bites Only Asmr, we have a chart to celebrate everybody's Ber Days, it is founded by •Billy Eyelash• and is located in our Queen (Bites Only Asmr)'s comment section
Person 1:"Have you joined the Eyelash Clan yet?"
Person 2:"No, is that a cult?"
Person: 1"Absolutely not!"
Eyelash Clan by Eyelashes are Great September 25, 2020
The word u use when ur high af and

u don't remember what ur Eyelid is called
"Dude that weed came up into my eyelobe". "Wtf bill an eyelobe" 20 mins later "oh it's an eyelid"
eyelobe by funny sheeet May 31, 2017

eyelid inventory 

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning
After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.

William Eyelash 

The name Rainn Wilson gave Billie Eilish as a name
Person 1: do you know William Eyelash?

Person 2: no, tf is that?

Person 1: well it’s Billie Eilish you fake stan
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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