eye sprain

the painful result of either allowing ones eyes to roll too far back in ones head, or straining to avoid rolling them.

I suffered serious eye sprain when my boss was showing off in front of a customer.

by misterious yo February 3, 2010

Spring eye

Describes the appearance of one or more eyes affected by hayfever. The eye goes red and/or watery and is unmistakably unattractive to other people who make eye contact with the affected individual.

I came into work this morning and Debbie from accounts kept looking at me weird while I tried to flirt with her up real close. I didn't realise it was because of my Spring eye until I checked in the restroom mirror later.

by Kernel Panic 1000 October 7, 2010