expurt

Expurt is a kind of experts, who always asserts he/she knows everything.

The software expurt always prefer memory mapping file to a direct disk read:

A: Do you think we should read the file directly from disk?
B: You should never read a file directly from the disk. Instead mapping it to a memory mapping file. Operating system will take care of the reads and writes, and you pay little cost except for the first access.

by mkaysir April 7, 2015

Dating Expert

One of the many on Youtube proclaiming themselves as a "dating expert", in order to make money fleecing the desperate and lonely, mainly targeting men.

A dating coach strings viewers along with ineffective advice, deliberately. First it’s buy this program//book. Use this "magic word", send her this text, stand on this angle (yes, seriously!), wear this and "buy my course to get the dream girl you deserve" . A week or two later, it's use THIS magic word, send her THESE texts, and wear something ELSE. Buy this book. Now another few videos and a course that will "get you your dream girl". Then it's the same procedure, for months on end, with each video differing from the last in some form.

Think about this, they do countless videos on so called “advice”. Now, if this “free” advice was valid, why are they constantly a)bringing out overpriced books/courses etc, for which they sometimes shame and guilt trip people into buying? and b)making video after video for months on end with “advice” that conflicts with previous videos?

Also, the fact that a lot of dating experts have “shills”, as well as fake comments like “Oh I’m glad I found your video by accident today, best advice ever” or “Buy their course guys, it’s really good and changed my life” speaks volumes.

Dating expert: "Buy my $5k relationship mastery course, it will get you your dream girl".
Dating Expert 3 months later : "sign up for my $2k course on how to get your dream girl".

by Based Fiend May 2, 2023

experts say

A way to cover up bullshit by making the broad statement, "Experts say", then the bullshit.
As nobody has any idea which experts they were referring to, or what level or expertise they had, it is a great way to cover up not having a distinct source for the information.

Experts say 90% of people in Mexico are drug dealers

by A-Durr October 16, 2013

Armchair Expert

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

expursion

A personal short journey or trip, especially one engaged in as a leisure activity.

Patrick went on an expursion through Prague in the summer of 2019.

by mediumspiceyboi May 19, 2021

usual expert

(n) 1) Someone who makes regular appearances on talk shows and lectures simply because he or she appears to be intelligent. 2) A B-list celebritard.

Usual experts Noam Chomsky and Ann Coulter were debating the war in Iraq this morning on the TV.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008