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Exploding Horse 

"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."

Exploding cow 

putting a match to a cows arse when is about to fart then stand back and admire the your just work as the cows explodes.
"(California) A dairy worker who heard that bovine flatulence was largely composed of methane, and potentially explosive, decided to apply the scientific method to the theory. While one of his contented cow charges was hooked up to the milking machine, he waited for the slight tail lift which dairy workers know signals an impending expulsion, generally something to avoid. Our hero struck a match. His satisfaction at seeing the resulting foot-long blue flame lasted mere seconds, volia you have a exploding cow"

Exploding chipmunk 

When a girl with a surprizingly loud voice, yells because her couch is on fire, making the noise of an exploding chipmunk.
On August 30, 2006, my girlfriend preformed an exploding chipmunk when her brother lit the couch on fire with a cigar, and proceded with the exploding chipmunk for about 5 minutes after the couch was out.

exploding Kushner head 

An out-of-the-blue fantasy many have had while looking at Jared Kushner’s strangely expressionless face on TV.
The camera zoomed in to catch him blink as he was standing next to his father-in-law, when the unexpected image of “exploding Kushner head” entered my mind.

exploding kittens 

A card game for people who are all about cats and various other items, which violently explode.
There's another exploding kittens freak, he's probably going to destroy the world with cats tomorrow.

Exploding penis 

Within Minecraft, this is an alternate name for a "creeper", so-called because it looks like a penis (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.
Watch out, exploding penis to your left!
Exploding penis by TheSophera December 6, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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