A common problem of today’s long sleeve shirt wearing executive business type.

After taking a notable and relieving dump, the anus is wiped as normal. However, the long shirt sleeve comes in too close contact with the rectal area while wiping thus rendering a swipe of fecal remnant on the sleeve.
Looks like my boss spilled hot chocolate on his sleeve or he had another executive wipe.

Something stinks. I can’t pinpoint the smell. Sorry I had an executive wipe during our meeting break. It’s my sleeve you are smelling. I couldn’t get it to wash out.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018
Get the Executive Wipe mug.