The act of killing a pizza (and/or pizza slices) without first marrying it.
Estruscumicide typically refers to murder of pizza by way of eating before matrimony.
Estruscumicide typically refers to murder of pizza by way of eating before matrimony.
The court ruled that Lauryn committed estruscumicide because she did not first wed her pizza before eating it.
by Koi Man February 28, 2017