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n; 1.Someone who can't succeed in life.

2.An individual who disgracefully attempts to express their humor or logic using a rather incoherent array of sentences, often followed by a repetitious burst of giggles.

3.Someone who doesnt know what the fuck they are saying.


Antonym: Articulate
What a hairy, cunt-like ertner.
ertner by L7D October 14, 2004
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sertab erener 

The very first winner of Eurovision for Turkey in 2003 with her famous song every way that I can
Sertab Erener is the winner of Eurovision in 2003
sertab erener by Tarsusi March 27, 2018

Captian Ertmer 

couple shots of either Sailer Jerry's or Captian Morgan and enough Tampico orange juice with Sprite to your preference. When too fucked up off this drink you then become Captian Ertmer.
Hey bitch, make me a Captian Ertmer!
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.
Captian Ertmer by Karl Nelson April 20, 2010

ernerying 

oh ma gurd, ur so ernerying!
Eitner is a last name form germany. It has no paticular meaning (that i know of)
Is she german?
Yes her last name is Eitner, its german
Eitner by Abrilwholoveslotr November 25, 2020

eranerectus 

A species of dinosaur that went extinct because it was unable to obtain an erection.
My boy tried to bone some chick last night, but he turned into an eranerectus.
eranerectus by NotMatt11 October 6, 2022
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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