emo punk bitch

1) ANY PUNK EMO BITCH who takes the definitions on urban dictionary. com seriously. 2) Anyone that cuts themselves and cries into their scarf in july. 3) Anyone who thinks anyone else gives a shit about what emo really is or where the fuck it comes from. no one cares... seriously.

average dude: emo people are pussies who can't get laid and cry about it while wearing a scarf in a heat wave and listening to DASHBOARD on their iPod while driving their FAGIO scooters around.

EMO PUNK BITCH: actually... thats not what emo is at all. dashboard is actually a scremo old school post modern fagcore, not real emo, which actually came about in the early 90's when some punk rocker's girlfriend cut his balls off and left him for a metal head, so he decided to cry about it and write a song.... no one fucking cares you emo twat.

emo punk bitch by Joe Blowski September 3, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008