emo pinata

A pinata that already has cuts all over it, making candy very easy to spill out.

"Dude, I busted that pinata up good at Georgie's birthday"
"Bullshit, that was an emo pinata, a 3 year old could have broken it."

by Tommy from ukiah December 16, 2008

emo pinata

A person or persons with dyed greasy looking black hair who wear skinny jeans and Ramones T-shirts despite the fact that they are not even old enough to remember the '80's. Said such persons are also known to listen to groups as A.F.I., and whine about how life is so hard despite the fact that mommy and daddy buy them everything when they want it, thus causing the rest of the working, none brain cell impaired world to want to beat them with a baseball bat pinata style until they see blood.

Johnny's tight black pants and greasy hair make him look like an emo pinata.

by Pandora the Hellish Fairy December 16, 2008

Emo Pinata

A game you get led to after clicking the e on Google's "Who's the Cutest?" page. You can never win the game, only lose. You lose every time you think of the game. When you think of the game, you have to say aloud "I lose". Fore more info, find Google's "Who's the Cutest?" page.

"I lose."
"Wha- Oh, damn it! You reminded me of the Emo Pinata! I lose!"

by Emo Pinata; Defined. September 9, 2011

empinata

A misspelling of empanada, or a cross between an empanada and a piñata. A piñata shaped like an empanada and/or full of empanadas.

- Hey man, I bought empinatas for the party!
- Did you mean "empanadas"s?
- No man, a piñata shaped like an empanada!

by shnoogie842 August 7, 2025