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emilio martinez 

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"

"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
emilio martinez by vennedy June 13, 2017
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Emilio Martinez 

Is one of the Martinez Twins.

He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?

"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"

If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)
Emilio Martinez is so cute!
Emilio Martinez is my dad.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026