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emilio martinez 

One of the martinez twins.

Just by his first name, emilio can be defined as a sex god, but he is way more than that.

He's a savage and a weirdo at the same time. But most people know him by his sexiness, and hotness.

He's incredibly cute and adorable in his videos that is making fans just wanna eat his face. He's also very expressful , but only his real fans can see that.

He and his brother have a very sexy plumpy lips, any girl in the world would be lucky to make out with him.
"Looking at Emilio Martinez' instagram makes me wanna finger myself!"

"Emilio Martinez is so freaking adorable that i just wanna eat his whole face"
emilio martinez by vennedy June 13, 2017
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Emilio Martinez 

Is one of the Martinez Twins.

He is the older one of them both. He has a brother called Ivan. Once, his brother told him that he was losing talent so he drove six hours away to wrap his brother's car pink like a Barbie car. He can be very funny but, adorable at the same time. If you ever see him text in a group chat on Instagram, you'll probably miss it. Surprisingly, he has more followers on Instagram than Ivan. Like how is that possible there twins?

"Emilio just made me pregnant."
"He is such a cute lil' bean!"

If you ever find out who wrote this, I'm on instagram :)
Emilio Martinez is so cute!
Emilio Martinez is my dad.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026