emcee call 

a writer of rhymes
a boxer of beats
a metaphysical pit bull livin in a kennel with some potty trained dogmas

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Human 1: is that the emcee they call 'CALL'?
Human 2: nah, son... that's a CALLogram
Human 1: say huh?
Human 2: it's a 3-D rendering of the emcee call... it's for our protection... no mortal has ever looked CALL in the eyes and survived to tell the tale

emcee call by Chris Hemsworth September 9, 2013