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premature elocution 

Refers to a keyboarding-slip whereby you inadvertently "catch" da "Enter" key wif da right side of your thick clumsy finger when hitting da "quote/apostrophe" key while composing an instant-message to someone, causing said incomplete/unedited message to get sent to him before you were ready.
I love these new rubbery finger-cots dat reduce impact-fatigue/soreness of my fingertips while keyboarding and give me better "traction" on the keys, but da boots' sticky spongy surfaces cause me to perform a lot more premature elocutions than if I was just typing wif my bare leathery-dry fingers.
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Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.
Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

exolution 

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.
What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.
exolution by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

student election 

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.
--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.
student election by Akagama October 1, 2009

Fortified Election 

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
Fortified Election by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021

election 

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
election by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009