Ejecta trifecta

To be so sick or so frightened that you barf, poop and pee at the same time.

I got such a bad case of food poisoning that I spent the day in the bathroom with ejecta trifecta.
When I fell overboard and thought I was drowning, I was so scared I hit the ejecta trifecta.

by OregonSushi May 10, 2021