When a perfectly intelligent person shows a random extreme drop in IQ that causes an unexplainable mistake usually with the IT field but can be applied to all real world situations.
Man, he called about his email not working, and now his tower is fried. You egberted the hell out of that trouble ticket.
by midnightmag June 17, 2011
a kind, caring, passionate, loving, heartfelt person who likes nothing more than surrounding himself with friends and family whenever possible. A shoulder to lean on. He will always be there for u no matter what.
by egbert67 August 19, 2010
The right testicle of a normal male. This name was created in 1779 when President George Washington thought it unfair that the "left nut" received so much attention.
by Shanda L. Ear July 21, 2008
Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
by annularPhysicist December 22, 2011
JOHN EGBERT IS A LIVING W
by tturntechGodheadd September 11, 2022
John Egbert, the first character introduced in homestuck, is a 13 year old male with the birthday 4/13. Also known as John Egderp, DORK, FUKING EGBERT, Joooooooohn, and rING THIEF
by SeerOfBreath February 18, 2018
A character from the webcomic Homestuck.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
John Egbert is an absolute idiot who some how managed to die and reach the god tier of 'Heir of Breath", which then caused him to be useful. He enjoyed fucking around with time and space when he got the chance. Look on some random pages in the comic, you'll find his hand in the background.
Person 1(who has clearly never read Homestuck to be asking this question): Who's your favourite character from Homestuck?
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
Person 2: I don't know.. John Egbert? Honestly there's too many characters to just pick one.
by CuriousAuthor July 18, 2017