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edward cullin 

Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.

He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.

As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.

It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.
Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.
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Edward Cullen Disease 

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

Edward Cullen Syndrome 

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.
Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Edward Cullen

A psycho who goes into girls bedrooms to watch them sleep. May or may not sparkle.
"This guy is a total Edward Cullen! Crept into my room again last night!"
Edward Cullen by Bella :T December 29, 2008

Edward Cullen

The reason I have no girlfriend.
Girl: We're breaking up.
Boy: Why?
Girl: You're just not Edward Cullen, sorry.

Edward Cullen

An ideal unrealistic image of a guy. Not seeing him for what he is, or only as you want him to be.

Obviously coined from the character Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
- The character is never given an in-depth description, but we're told he's handsome, so readers just image him as what they find attractive. Fans have also interpreted his actions in ways that seem more romantic or charming.
- Edward is idolized by Bella, she sees him as "perfect" and "godlike". Yet antis have stated some of his actions are actually creepy and abusive.
Girl #1: "So what's this new boyfriend like?"
Girl #2: "He's...he's like my own Edward Cullen!"
Girl #1: "Oh lord."
Edward Cullen by NonnieMouse June 3, 2010

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a 108 year-old virgin who sparkles. You do the math.
Guy 1: Dude is that Edward Cullen?
Guy 2: Yeah it is.
Guy 1: Isn't he a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah, and he's 108
Guy 1: Wow, he has some serious issues to work out
Edward Cullen by ohwaoerujlk October 25, 2009
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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