Edsheeranspurplevibrator

A very gigantic purple thing that likes to stomp on cities and date random women from mars.

They like to eat planets, and sometimes people. Their current homeland is Minnesota.

They will throw their babies at you if they feel threatened.
“Oh shit, I see a gigantic purple thing in the air again.”

“Wtf do you mean Carlo?”

“Look.”

“Oh. Well, goodbye carlo. See you in the afterlife.”

“Its edsheeranspurplevibrator
by SketchyOtakuLol August 29, 2021
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