earth sex

When a desperate man who can't get a girl waits until it's raining out and makes a small hole in the muddy ground and inserts his white helmeted soldier of love into it.

"I had no girlfriend back then, so I went outside and had earth sex."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 11, 2006

earth sexual

Where one fantasizes about the earth and wants to be one with it, and attempt to have intercourse with the planet

Dave: I think im an earth sexual..
jac: Why? did you try to fuck the earth or something?
Dave: Yes

by The_depresso_1 November 11, 2021

Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth

Harry Motherfucking Styles

friend 1: “oh dude have you seen The Sexiest Man To Walk The Earth ?”

friend 2: “You mean Harry Motherfucking Styles?”

friend 1: “yeah”

by harrystyleslover678 January 25, 2020

sexiest man on earth

Busto Caponi is the sexiest man on earth, to an unhealthy degree some may say

person 1: i wish i was busto soo bad...

person 2: stop dreaming.

Busto is the sexiest man on earth

by busto2 October 16, 2020