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When one shoves lettuce drenched in a concoction of dog shit and three types of hot sauce in anothers ass, while a man dressed as mario fucks ones drain pipe while blowing a midget dressed as an ompanlompa and smells like arm pitts while waluigi fucks your mouth.
hey dude i was fucking this kid last nite and he asked for a dutch lettuce
by heievfj February 06, 2017
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