The name of a sus individual who will not show up for any group meetings nor help the team while everyone is dying in the trenches. A Durian Smoothie is the definition of a shitty teammate. This person knows everything and can carry your team to victory but refuses to do anything to help the team. Durian Smoothie only shows up to meetings where the professor is present because he is an "ass kisser" according to the rest of the team. If you ever have a Durian Smoothie on your team; your in for hella shit talk on the side and will probably build friendships built off of exposing the Durian Smoothie.

Q: It's been an hour where is he, we can't figure out this financial modeling?
A: He's probably a Durian Smoothie. They don't ever show up to meetings nor help you. He's an "ass kisser" fasho.

Durian Smoothie by mallary1117 February 22, 2021

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The most powerful being ever to exist. You would be granted immense power and strength if you are chosen by even one single hair cell. Also known as the creator of the seven deadly woolies.

Here he is... Dunman... no one can stop him

Dunman by Humble messenger of the Dunman November 29, 2021

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