Skip to main content

dumperday 

1.day that inflicts a feeling of bad shit being piled ontop of oneself, the feeling of being overwhelmed by things being dropped on your head , such as a ton of bricks all at once while you're already underwater drowning in a tank of piranas

this can also include; dumperweek, dumpermonth, dumperlife!

2. word apparently used by online greeting card companies on cards that would otherwise be very lame indeed, but upon receiving said card it is made impossible not to burst into uncontrolled laughter. Found somewhere between "rainbows remind me of your smile.." and "..that's why we'll be friends forever and ever and ever" the word "dumperday" will sneak up on the reader and make for a very enjoyable card
1. K: I'm having such a bad day, I think I'm going to kill myself.
S: Well at least it's not a dumperday, you would already be dead!

2.Someone at the online greeting card store is going have a dumperday when they get fired for making up words to put on the cards.
dumperday by katydid00900 January 18, 2009
Words you can keep

Dumperdick Blues 

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.
I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.
Dumperdick Blues by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

dumperdimple 

The small indentation immediately adjacent to the anus, where miscellaneous feces and tissue shreds congregate to mingle and breed.
She licked my dumperdimple, and now I'm going to marry her.
dumperdimple by Scrinthorpe November 20, 2013

dumperbate 

to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl.
Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses.
dumperbate by jaywix May 17, 2009

dumperman 

Dumperman :aka dumpy is a chad who has a arch nemesis known as beesechurger_73 also called on the dumpy channel burgerchurger

Guy1:Yo you watch dumpy

Guy2:yeah

Guy1: good *slowly puts shotgun back*
dumperman by Ihatepngtubers June 15, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
Next