Dueche Cannoe

1. The small plastic item used to scrape out the remains a a womans previous duech in hopes she can use it again. Usually for poor people.

2. Can be sharpened and used as a shiv/shank.

1. Shahneekwah used her dueche cannoe to save herself some cash in hopes she wouldn't get a vaginal infection.

2. Binny got mad and stabbed her ex-husband with a dueche cannoe.

by n26 October 17, 2007

duche canoe

someone acting like a dick, or an asshole

Corey says to micheal "dont be a duche canoe you fucking fagot i love you coreyy:DD

by katelyn :DD August 31, 2010

Duche canoe

A person acting like a complete ass hole and man whore.

"That German is such a duche canoe" said jordan

by Nick's a dick May 28, 2016

Dusche-Cannon

a dusche cannon is anyone thats being a fag, can be used to make fun of people in an arguement.

"Drew was such a fag for cutting himself"
"I know man, hes a real dusche-cannon"

by Muddass Pimpster August 12, 2008

Duche canoe

A person who thinks only of self. Inconsiderate to the nth degree. Will react with tears, signs of hurt should one criticize the behavior. True narsocist

You are such a duche canoe! I told you I didn’t like liver!

by MesaMil February 3, 2022