dudgasm

An orgasm gone terribly wrong, due to invasion of privacy, lack of enthusiasm, or illness, causing a normal masturbation session to end in disappointment.

"I was under the covers, about to explode my white hot seed all over my blanket, and my mom walks in with a laundry basket full of my nice clean tighty whities." I had one hell of a dudgasm.

by Notte Oscura April 12, 2009

dudegasm

the orgiastic, testosterone-fueled display by straight men when their sports team wins or makes an unbelievable longshot, marked by back-smacking hugs, high-fives, head butting and body slamming. synonymous with fervent cheering or rooting.

usage: (wife #1) "my husband had a dudegasm when the Lakers won the championship."

by Brian Klotz February 9, 2005

dudegasm

When a man is overwhelmed with emotion when he encounters an unbelievably exciting situation or incident.

Man, I had a total dudegasm over free beer during monday night football!

by meme is funny April 28, 2009

dadgasm

When your dad gets overly excited from something dorky that only dads like

I knew dad would have a dadgasm from the terracotta display at the met.

by Billy Goldstein April 14, 2016

Dudegasm

When someone gets so excited that they say "dude, this was so...!" and they proceed to descibe something in a way that only they, annoyingly enough, can understand. They get excited to the point where they jizz in their pants.

"Hey dude, did you hear about the new ride at Carowinds? dude, i heard it's so awesome dude, we gotta ride it, dude! dude,dude,dude!!!!! i just had a Dudegasm!!! Omg!!!

by dudeyodude September 19, 2009

Dubgasm

The pleasure felt when hearing a stupidly loud bass drop

Susy experienced a mighty Dubgasm last night

by Benjiix5 July 8, 2009

Dufgasm

What happens when a Duf (or Doof) makes you laugh so hard you almost crap yourself. See lolgasm

Duf: You know it's bad when your grandma says you could make a good stripper...
Gabe: omg lolololololol!!! woo, I just Dufgasmed.

by Zack7psp December 6, 2010