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An orgasm gone terribly wrong, due to invasion of privacy, lack of enthusiasm, or illness, causing a normal masturbation session to end in disappointment.
"I was under the covers, about to explode my white hot seed all over my blanket, and my mom walks in with a laundry basket full of my nice clean tighty whities." I had one hell of a dudgasm.
dudgasm by Notte Oscura April 12, 2009
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dudegasm 

the orgiastic, testosterone-fueled display by straight men when their sports team wins or makes an unbelievable longshot, marked by back-smacking hugs, high-fives, head butting and body slamming. synonymous with fervent cheering or rooting.
usage: (wife #1) "my husband had a dudegasm when the Lakers won the championship."
dudegasm by Brian Klotz February 9, 2005
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dudegasm 

When a man is overwhelmed with emotion when he encounters an unbelievably exciting situation or incident.
Man, I had a total dudegasm over free beer during monday night football!
dudegasm by meme is funny April 28, 2009
When your dad gets overly excited from something dorky that only dads like
I knew dad would have a dadgasm from the terracotta display at the met.
dadgasm by Billy Goldstein April 14, 2016

Dudegasm 

When someone gets so excited that they say "dude, this was so...!" and they proceed to descibe something in a way that only they, annoyingly enough, can understand. They get excited to the point where they jizz in their pants.
"Hey dude, did you hear about the new ride at Carowinds? dude, i heard it's so awesome dude, we gotta ride it, dude! dude,dude,dude!!!!! i just had a Dudegasm!!! Omg!!!
Dudegasm by dudeyodude September 19, 2009
The pleasure felt when hearing a stupidly loud bass drop
Susy experienced a mighty Dubgasm last night
Dubgasm by Benjiix5 July 8, 2009
What happens when a Duf (or Doof) makes you laugh so hard you almost crap yourself. See lolgasm
Duf: You know it's bad when your grandma says you could make a good stripper...
Gabe: omg lolololololol!!! woo, I just Dufgasmed.
Dufgasm by Zack7psp December 6, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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