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dry stack 

The result of having turned off the water supply valve to the toilet then flushed to ensure the bowl is "dry", only to drop a deuce and close the lid, leaving it for your unsuspecting friend/enemy/mother to find.
John wrote all over me last night when I passed out drunk, so I dry stacked the toilet before I left his house.
dry stack by maui_sponga February 21, 2011
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1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.
1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.
dry sack by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dry sack of tobaccy 

A bitter old man, often a shut-in or hermit, who discourages visitors or human contact of any type. The phrase originated in the pioneer days of the American west where tobacco in general was scarce, and what little could be found was old, dry and crumbly. Older bear hunters in the mountains who kept mainly to themselves were notorious for ardently smoking whatever tobacco they could lay their hands on and adamantly protecting their tobacco stores and their privacy with a rifle from their small cabins in the woods. Nowadays the phrase has come to encompass any older man who avoids company and threatens those who infringe upon their privacy. A common figure, especially in kids movies from the late 80s and early 90s, in real life, a regular old dry sack of tobaccy is not concealing a warm heart and a peaceful resolution with the gang of kids who runs amok on the town, and his dog is not secretly a lovably large pet, but trained to attack those who venture upon his property. It is recommended that one avoids people such as this as they are typically not misunderstood and ignored members of society, but actually just bitter, cruel, and violent old men.
Old man Jones is a regular old dry sack of tobaccy. Did you hear that he nearly shot the Harris kid when he tried to get his baseball back from old man Jones's yard?
A saying they use in the south indicating your sperm do not swim right.
Rudy: "As they say down south, you have the Dry Sack" Christopher: " I think it may be from all the disasterbating I have done"
Dry Sack by steelers1221 September 2, 2016

Dry Sacking 

1. The act of dramatically reducing the funds held at a bank, at short notice.

2. When your partner comes home late at night and brings a stray cat home.
The client contacted the bank to inform them that they would be 'dry sacking' the account the next day, taking the funds to a competitor.
Dry Sacking by Tracycat February 27, 2025

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026