dry snark 

Unlike a wet snark, a dry snark does not usually make reference to bodily functions.

A dry snark might say: Expect everyone in Washington to go crazy over a bogus terrorist plot. (Compare to "wet snark": Expect everyone in Washington to lose bowel control over a bogus terrorist plot).

dry snark by CycloCynic January 4, 2009

Dry Land Shark 

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass and letting women squirt in their faces and mouths. They will do this with any woman regardless of relationship status e.g a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress etc

This guy needs to go to the health clinic he’s been a dry land shark for ages.

No dry land shark can have chat for me. Go find Jesus.

Dry Land Shark by Arron j smith January 25, 2022

Dry Land Shark 

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc

This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.

Dry Land Shark by Arron j smith January 25, 2022