when you insert a tampon soaked in vodka up your cooter. it causes you to get drunk or a tad tipsy hence giving you a drunken cooter.
Karl: I just ate out Jenna and now my mouth tastes like alcohol.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.
Adam: Well thats what you get for eating drunken cooter.
by cherryfrog69 March 12, 2010