dr jean Share definition Flag A crazy woman who has no life so she sings pointless kid songs including "The Banana Song", "Tootie Ta" and "I'm Slowly going Crazy". Person 1: Dude! Lets listen to some dr jean. Person 2: You have problems man. dr jean by Criteesha March 31, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the dr jean mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch