dovea 

A very intelligent and talkitive girl. Doveas are a one-of-a-kind type of girl. She can be loud at times but she always knows any answer to any question you may have.

Unknown: "Dude, what was the answer for number 6?"

Unknown2: "Idk ask Dovea."

dovea by Wtfnewskat December 4, 2016

dove's eyes 

Birds in general can't move their eye-balls like humans can, thus doves can only focus on one thing at a time; they would need to move the entire head to look another direction. Dove's specifically have only one mate in their lives. Therefore having dove's eyes means one lover is focused on their significant other. Thus not even having the ability nor interest to look at another in such loving/romantic manner. Doves are also peaceful and gentle birds thus connoting the eyes are also soft and beautiful.

Bro, save your time Tammy has dove's eyes for Scott, theres no way you will break her gaze.

Fidelity

dove's eyes by Ja Realist January 16, 2017

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.

This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat by nopseudosavailable May 15, 2019

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.

Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat by GrayHollows August 13, 2022

Mr. Dover 

Variant of Ben Dover (bend over). Allows one to simply introduce themself as Mr. Dover. IYKYK.

"Hi. My name is Ben. That's Mr. Dover to you."

Friend: "My boss fucked me with a massive workload today. Didn't even give me a courtesy reach-around.'

Me: "Just call you Mr. Dover."

Mr. Dover by Mr70Homers June 27, 2023

Dead Dove Moment 

A reference to Arrested Development

When the title or description of a situation, video, location, or anything tells you exactly what to expect but still, you're surprised even though you definitely should have seen it coming.

Michael opens the refrigerator and sees a paper bag with "DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat" written on it. He opens the bag anyway and, there is, in fact, a dead dove inside and he says to himself, "I don't know what I expected."

Michael just had a Dead Dove Moment

Dead Dove Moment by 374sqft June 23, 2012

domeatsass 

Some gay nigga

"Hey do you know @domeatsass from instagram?"

"Nah, I'm completely heterosexual"

domeatsass by Westsidepercs September 9, 2018