Doughma

When you eat a huge mass of doughnuts, sending you into a coma.

A "You probably shouldn't eat all those doughnuts at once"
B "Fuck it you don't tell me what to do"
B *falls asleep on couch minutes after eating the doughnuts*
A "Looks like she's fallen into a doughma"

by Keirchel December 10, 2016

doughaphobia

An extreme irrational fear of raw dough(not relating to whether or not it contains raw eggs.)

Symptoms: nausea or discomfort whilst looking at, smelling and possibly even the thought of raw dough.

"I have doughaphobia"
-or-
Friend: *sees you eating raw cookie dough* *throws up*
you: what's wrong?
friend: that was so gross!
you: my cookie dough?
friend: yes! I have doughaphobia

by @sarahbellaweasley September 27, 2018

doughbait

Portsmouth word. Denotes a person of limited intellect ,ie an idiot. Thought to derive from an angling term, a dough bait.

You fucking doughbait!
He's such as doughbait!

by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003

Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011

Doughdar

The intuitive impulse that goes off in a person when the "Hot Now" light blinks on at Krispy Kreme Donuts.

Hey Dave, you want to go get some Krispy Kreme Donuts? Sure, but lets wait a while; my doughdar isn't tingling.

by Neolojosh March 17, 2009

Doughwad

A fatass or a fluffy person. A doughwad may have a muffin top and be found hanging out at the buffet.

Steve: These taters are good. Did you get you some?
Darnell: Nah man. Some damn doughwad ate em all.

by Papa pinoche August 22, 2011

doughnads

When it is so hot and humid outside, one’s testicles stick to the side of their leg as if made of dough.

“Sorry I’m walking funny, but I’ve got a serious case of doughnads!”

by A Dog November 8, 2007