douche wiggle 

Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!

Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.

Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.

douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

Douche-waggle by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

Douchewiggler 

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler

Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler

Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

Douchewaggle 

A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.

You broke my bowl?! You fuckin DOUCHEWAGGLE!

Douchewaggle by G-person March 14, 2010