douche wiggle

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Verb: When someone is such a douchebag that they die, go to heaven and then procede to wiggle around in God's Vagina like the stupid cunt sucker he or she is!

Noun: When Someone has reached the limit of douchebaggeryyou may call them this.

Verb: Harry Potter had a douche wiggle this morning and god was never so happy!

Noun: Bob likes to douche wiggle more than is approved by the FDA.

douche wiggle by psychokitty January 17, 2008

Words you can keep

Douche-waggle

When douche just isn't enough...

When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"

Douche-waggle by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009

Related Words

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Douchewiggler

A duechewiggler is a duechebag who is such a duechebag that the common word duechebag is rejected. You have to be really dumb/anoying/retarded or something of the nature to be called a duechewiggler

Gosh Karnendra your such a douchewiggler

Douchewiggler by Karnendra June 22, 2009

Douchewaggle

A person who is a douche to the extent that they infuriate a person to the point where they add (word?) waggle on the end of douche.

You broke my bowl?! You fuckin DOUCHEWAGGLE!

Douchewaggle by G-person March 14, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026