douche pup 

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.

Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"

douche pup by The one and only PB May 12, 2007

Douche Puppet 

A man whom is dressed by his high maintenance girlfriend to appear as a "brand whore" or "douche - bag". From the Ralph Lauren shirts with popped collars, fake tan, conji tattoo, crooked hat or spiked hair and Polo Sport cologne. Must be consuming a Grey Goose Martini.

Matt is Sally's little douche-puppet!

That high maintenance bitch has really dressed him like a douche puppet.

If he could dress himself, he wouldnt look like a douche puppet.

Douche Puppet by Leaky1111 December 10, 2009

Douche Puppy 

The combination of being a large douche bag and a little bitch.

Rainey, you love anal sex and doo doo butter so much...what a Douche Puppy

Douche Puppy by Donny1010 May 28, 2008

douche puppy 

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

douche puppy by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

douchepuff 

noun. A person who typifies those qualities associated with douchetards and other forms of douche, but are also arrogant and morbidly obese. A douchepuff tends to be closed-minded and reactionary, espousing small-minded and divisive opinions in public. Surprisingly popular.

Fuck, that campaign manager I sat next to at lunch is a douchepuff.

douchepuff by RichardParker October 15, 2010

douchecup 

a word to describe a person who has been a complete jerk and has been worse then a douchebag

your a fucking douchecup

douchecup by shunamaji March 13, 2009

douchepipe

n. Literally, the hollow, slender tube of a douche that is partially inserted into a woman's vagina while douching.

In the modern vernacular, a derogatory term descriptive of a disagreeable person whose personality is such that to tie it with the related epithet douchebag is not sufficiently insulting or abraisive.

Gary didn't fill up the gas tank when he returned my car. Not only that, but he took my spare tire! That douchepipe is crazy if he thinks he can borrow my ride again!

douchepipe by Kevin Howlett January 24, 2004