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douce cookie 

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.
Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.
douce cookie by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010
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Douche Cookie 

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.
Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.
Douche Cookie by David Klein September 16, 2005

douche cookie 

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
douche cookie by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

douchecookie 

nick williams also known as a firecrotch
nick is such a douchecookie!
douchecookie by blondeness May 13, 2009

Cooking Douche 

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay
1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes
Cooking Douche by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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