douce cookie

A person being an asshole. The toilet paper that gets left in the vagina usually found during intercourse. The dried up white crispies you find around your junk after a good night of sex. The cum stain that women get in their panties after receiving a long night of loads.

Man, DJ was talking wreckless at lunch today, he was being a real douce cookie.

I was going down on the wife lastnight, much to my suprise i came up with a mouth full of douce cookies.

If you wake up in the morning after a long night of drinking and wander if you scored with that chick the night before just look down and see if you have any signs of douce cookies.

Sheyla was taking a piss and found douce cookies in he panties.

by dr blood pickle November 19, 2010

Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.

Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.

by David Klein September 16, 2005

douche cookie

The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.

A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.

In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.

Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"

by LucidNightmare July 22, 2010

douchecookie

nick williams also known as a firecrotch

nick is such a douchecookie!

by blondeness May 13, 2009

Cooking Douche

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes

by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009