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when you have a mat with dots in 4 corners and one in the middle and you get the hot girl of your choice to stand in the middle and you and 3 others stand on the 4 dots and do a humping action then jump clockwise and repeat.
See that hot girl over there. id dot mat that.
dot mat by zdog0850 December 18, 2009
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dot matrix 

The droid that is assigned to Princess Vespa, usually seen complaining about something in the annoying voice of Joan "The Seal-voice" Rivers.
1) Lone Star: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
dot matrix by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
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match dot con 

lying to make a person believe that you have alot in common to secure a hook up.
Dude, she is so not your type, you have nothing in common,
I know but she is so hot i pulled a match dot con so i could tap that ass
match dot con by gravy_baby June 24, 2010

dotmation 

I obtained quite a bit of dotmation whilst browsing.
dotmation by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026