Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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