dogisgm 

A word used to define a piece of advice given from the DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER to people who need to some help fixing their lives.

Dog speak to a young women in the back of their SUV and hands her one of his famous DOGISGM.

The only way to help anyone is to let them hit rock bottom before they except the help.

dogisgm by Gennifer Mackenzie September 18, 2008

dogism 

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

Dogism 

Urban dictionary; define dogism -

A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.

Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.

Although catism has its benefits, he’s a fan of the followers of dogism.

Dogism by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019