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Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.
Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.
Dog Blanket Bar by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

Getting a hot dog at a dive bar 

When you go to a dive bar and take part in the glory hole
Tonight we’re going out and getting a hot dog at a dive bar

Look who the dog barked in 

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"
Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

Somewhere a dog barked 

Being the victim of a whistle-blower (someone who reports your misconduct.)
There was no more rain, just an eerie stillness, a deathly silence. Somewhere a dog barked, and my wife caught me with my pants down, and the maid on the floor... staring at the ceiling languidly, with the eyes of an innocent cow.

dog bark 

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.
Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.
dog bark by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

sick dog barrels 

Used as a substitute for "cool", "awesome", "wicked" & mostly used by violent, alcoholic head chefs.
Bro 1: "Bro! I just did a frontside 360 heelflip!"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "What?"
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Right...."
Bro 2: "Sick dog barrels!"
Bro 1: "Shut up."
sick dog barrels by manllama November 22, 2011