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droopie goldberg
When you are having wild sex and are about to pop, you think of anything, absolutely anything to take your mind away from sex. Then you imagine Whoopie Goldberg's 'sex face' and your dick immediately becomes soft, like one of those marshmallow chicks you get during Easter.
Minnie: "Harder Mickey, harder!"
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."
Mickey: "Oooops! I shouldn't have thought of Whoopie Goldberg."
Minnie: "... more like 'Droopie Goldberg' you fucking loser."
droopie goldberg by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker November 24, 2018
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droopie
the combination of drinker and poopie; the greasy, disgusting poo which usually follows a long night of drinking
you can tell how much i drank last night, because my droopie left some nasty streaks in the toilet bowl
droopie by Ben Pittenger January 12, 2006
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