dj hampson

a degenerative troglodyte that possesses major delusions of self-adequacy and superiority, they are also:
gross, unhygienic, obese, grotesque, trampy, thoughtless, inconsiderate, greedy, selfish, narrow-minded, dense, humourless, dogmatic, narcissistic, unpalatable, unsightly, malodorous, unprepossessing, pediculous, xanthodontic, pungent, corpulent, slobby, malignant, insufferable, conceited, and haughty.

I can't believe we knew a DJ Hampson in real life... Oh the misery!

by big.larry September 23, 2025