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Suck my divk and learn to touchtype.
divk by KeepingKeyes November 14, 2007
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A Dick a.k.a a penis that has been turned inside out thus becoming a "vagina". Also known as post op transsexual. Therefore proving science wrong creating a third gender making right wing heads explode.
I had surgery yesterday to complete me and I now have a divk.
Divk by Fisherking June 17, 2017
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created by chrissi, queen of strokes, adjective, used to positively describe something or someone
"Damn, girl you look totally divke today 😍"
Divke by CallMeCrackCat October 12, 2021
An entrepreneur and innovator who's smart and clever and will probably destroy all carries where ever he enters!
Don't mess with him, he's like divkix
divkix by Divkix October 18, 2021
A kid whose parents are divorced

Will have 3 or more bags with them at a time (school, sports and cloths brought from house to house)
It would suck to be a divkid, you have to carry so many bags
divkid by DivKidSince2007 April 11, 2010
Someone who is just the worst type of person
"Omg Elliot is ignoring me, he's so awful, what a fuckin divkhrad"
Divkhrad by Barjeeee November 15, 2017
he always keep everyhing in the dark, such a mysterious man
I ran from divka, he's just scary
divka by lendra November 23, 2021
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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