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You spelt 'dick' wrong.

Suck my divk and learn to touchtype.

divk by KeepingKeyes November 14, 2007

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Divk

A Dick a.k.a a penis that has been turned inside out thus becoming a "vagina". Also known as post op transsexual. Therefore proving science wrong creating a third gender making right wing heads explode.

I had surgery yesterday to complete me and I now have a divk.

Divk by Fisherking June 17, 2017

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Divke

created by chrissi, queen of strokes, adjective, used to positively describe something or someone

"Damn, girl you look totally divke today 😍"

Divke by CallMeCrackCat October 12, 2021

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divkix

An entrepreneur and innovator who's smart and clever and will probably destroy all carries where ever he enters!

Don't mess with him, he's like divkix

divkix by Divkix October 18, 2021

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divkid

A kid whose parents are divorced

Will have 3 or more bags with them at a time (school, sports and cloths brought from house to house)

It would suck to be a divkid, you have to carry so many bags

divkid by DivKidSince2007 April 11, 2010

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Divkhrad

Someone who is just the worst type of person

"Omg Elliot is ignoring me, he's so awful, what a fuckin divkhrad"

Divkhrad by Barjeeee November 15, 2017

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divka

he always keep everyhing in the dark, such a mysterious man

I ran from divka, he's just scary

divka by lendra November 23, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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