a person who carries a crap load of STDs and likes to pass them around, like an ice cream man handing out ice cream to all the fat kids.
Guy 1: lol hell yeh man that chick was wild last night, thanx for giving her to me for the night, bro.
Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.
Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
Guy 2: Oh its ok, she was a disease van.
Guy 1: oh fuck off !!
by Phatlipz January 6, 2009