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disco shtick 

An corny comedy routine, joke, or gimmick, which makes reference to disco music or discothèques.

The genrè was first invented by Fozzie Bear on episode 407 of the Muppet Show; however, the phrase "disco shtick" was coined by Lady Gaga while recording Love Games. The name is an unmistakable homage to Fozzie Bear because Lady Gaga obviously recognizes that her music enjoys the same level of respect today as Fozzie Bear got on the Muppet Show. Either that, or Lady Gaga just wants to take a ride on Fozzie Bear's disco shtick.
What do cars do at the disco?
Brake dance

Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the disco?
He had no body to dance with!

Where can you dance in California?
San Fran disco

Look! It's a dancing cow!
This must be a dis-cow-thèque.

Let's have some fun,
This beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
Don't think too much just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco shtick
disco shtick by Fozzie Bare August 29, 2010
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Disco Stick 

An almost magical device (originally created for helping adhesions with C-Section surgery) that gives women intense orgasms through their clothing! Gives a whole new meaning to going dancing with the Disco Stick.
I don't care where we go dancing tonight as long as they have a Disco Stick. God I need a discostick tonight!
Disco Stick by TheDiscoStick May 26, 2011

disco stick 

Penis.
Used by lady gaga in her song "love game"
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
disco stick by Glyka August 28, 2013

disco stick 

as the queen herself lady gaga once said: “its penis”.
“I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”

“you go get you some disco stick girll”

Disco Stick 

1. See Penis.

2. A sex move - a man snaps glowsticks of various colours and pours the liquid on his genitals, producing a 'psychadelic' effect during intercourse in the dark.

3. A pop culture allusion made by Lady GaGa to a penis.
"Last night I rode Michael's disco stick!"

"Let's have some fun,
this beat is sick
I wanna take a rid on your disco stick."
Disco Stick by madameJESUS March 8, 2009

Disco Stick 

Worst cover-up word for penis out there. Just please, don't use it. If you're a fanfiction writer and use this, please don't write fanfiction anymore. I will most likely cry.
Fanfic: "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"
Reader: Ew no-
Reader 2: C r i n g e!
Reader 3: Oh my god, kill it!

disco stick 

a stick that is in fact not a disco.

used in the legend, lady gaga’s song “love game.
girl:i wanna take a ride in your disco stick

guy:yay!
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