dirty valentino

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a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.

“yea i got about 29 kids all over the world, i’m such a dirty valentino”

dirty valentino by deepthroatpussylicka42069 November 17, 2021

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Dirty Valentine

A nickname for a any player or a guy with a huge dick

Oh! Man. That guy is such a dirty Valentine?!

Dirty Valentine by Anna Wintorr June 11, 2020

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dirty valentin

Is when Valentin aka tino does a girl dirty

Ex: tino did a dirty Valentin to this one chick

dirty valentin by Valentin Trujillo April 16, 2020

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Dirty Valentin

When the man fucks the woman's anus and tears it

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

Dirty Valentin by Diznob May 6, 2020

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Dirty Valentin

When the man has anal sex with a woman and tears her anus

That prostitute lets them make him dirty Valentines

Dirty Valentin by Diznob May 6, 2020

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Dirty Valentina

Its when you are having sex and she tries to put a thumb up your ass so you slap her in the face and make her suck on that dirty thumb.

Jessica tried to give me a dirty valentina so I slapped her in the face and made her suck on her thumb like the dumb bitch she is

Dirty Valentina by vexxxxxxx January 6, 2024

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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