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dirty mint porn 

A descriptive word that sounds like it would describe something bad, but on the contrary it describes something that is totally off the hook. Can be used to decribe things or people. Can be shortened to 'dmp'.
girl 1: i look totally dirty mint porn tonight
girl 2: right on chick, your killer VW golf car is so dmp aswell!
dirty mint porn by hotto June 14, 2006

Dirty Minty 

When someone sticks a food item up their ass, such as a mint or chicken drumstick, and then feeds it to someone without them knowing where it was
Ian did a dirty minty with the KFC. Don't eat it.
Dirty Minty by FeenianShlang April 17, 2020