dirty lumberjack 

A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.

She liked the dirty sanchez, however the Dirty Lumberjack was far more effective.

dirty lumberjack by MONEYHOUSE December 7, 2006

Dirty Lumberjack 

Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.

In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.

He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.

Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.




ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack

--quite a twist.

Quick! Fred, give me a dirty lumberjack so the police will not recognize me.

Dirty Lumberjack by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009

The dirty lumber jack 

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

The dirty lumber jack by Topherman420 May 18, 2009