dirty garen

A Dirty Garen is a type of female that can only be satisfied by a black life size silicone replica of a horse penis.

Dude with what you are packing you have no chance with her, she is a Dirty Garen.

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Dirty Galen

When two girls have your testicles in there mouth while they double fist you and they stick a pink vibrator up your ass.

I was out with Sandy and her girlfriend and they gave me a dirty Galen.

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This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube

"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden

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the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

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When you pee on a girl in the bathtub while the dog watches.

Nigga 1: "Why does your dog look traumitized?"
Nigga 2: "Cuz I pulled a dirty Cason Gardner last night!"