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dirty britney

The sexual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner's freshly bald head.

It is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the blowjob occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a vast money shot onto the partners head.
That crazy Vegas whore pulled out a razor and insisted that we did a dirty britney when she went down on me. Obviously I obliged with a huge cumshot onto her freshly bald nut.
dirty britney by J Reno October 12, 2007
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Dirty Brittney

When you walk in on your mom having sex with your uncle and get jealous because you just slept with him that morning so you stick your finger in his butt because you know it brings back bad memories of his father.
Sorry about that dirty Brittney I gave you the other day. I just was upset cause she is your sister and my mom.
Dirty Brittney by Tbebe April 15, 2020

Dirty Britny 

When a guy is 100% dominant and makes his whore get fucked in public in chains and shackles while having a bukake at the end.
Damn James had to record the Dirty Britny for the world to see.

Dirty Brittney

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of skittles while the man screams out "Taste the rainbow!"
"I highly enjoyed that dirty Brittney last night."
Dirty Brittney by KrispyLotus August 27, 2021
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026