Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.
I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.
The act of walking in on two people having sex and then trying to insert your penis into the hole that is currently vacant. All while making gargling/growling sounds.
Bro, i totally gave Patrick and Katie a Dirty Austin on Friday.
Katie: Patrick and I were in bed on friday and got totally dirty austined by the english crew.
wannabe hippies that have not grow up to be normally functioning adults in Austin society; they are characterized by their radical political and social belief systems including saving endangered species such as whales by campaigning on the Drag and Congress Avenue and being animal rights activists by being vegan; they have filthy dreadlocks, smell worse than the urine of a dehydrated alcoholic, don't shave (i.e. women don't shave their legs or underarms), have most of their exposed body covered in tattoos, extremely large piercings and normally live in clans (aka coops)
I was upset that the dirty Austinite did not wash his hands when he prepared my meal at Thundercloud Subs in order to save the environment by not using water.
A Dirty Austyn is the act of keistering Yu-Gi-Oh cards in ones ass utilizing motor oil as lubricant, only to then on command shit said cards out of ones ass to use as a deck when someone says "Let's Duel".
Hey did a Dirty Austyn when all I wanted to do is play some Yu-Gi-Oh.....
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).