"The Dildatrons" are primarily an underground punk/hardcore band from the UK. they also run a successful Royton
based Adult shoe shine booth under the same name.
They have been known to experiment with many other genre's such as Metal, Virgin
Jazz, Urine beat, Meow dance, pop, spoken word, freeform
masturbation, cock rock, christian rock, satanic rock, defecation Bop and Horrible noise art.
The band site there biggest influence as Ian Botham.
There are no confirmed band bio's, However it is widley accepted that the band was started by Brothers Zoltar and Wolfgang after watching Mumford and sons in concert.
The band were originally called The Piss Flaps, but soon changed it out of taste after their mother suffered a bladder infection. (covered in song "momma no wee no mo")
the band now comprises of over 30 "Disciples of Tron".
The band have only ever performed one live show in front of an audience, they were forced to
stop gigging due to the controversial nature of there performances. Allegations of Bestiality have since been cleared.
the band do post
music on the
internet, but at irregular intervals. Currently only "What you gettin
Lemon for" is uploaded, However onn the 20th of
december the band Offically announced they were relesing a new EP before the end of 2010 and it would be availiable as a free download.
