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diaz monday
When you are so tired of work, had an awesome weekend, realize its Monday 7am; you hate your job and your manger, you decide to make up some crazy excuse not to go in.
Hi Honey it's past 9 in the morning don't you have work today? Oh hell NO, I 'm pulling a Diaz Monday!
diaz monday by crazyChris1969 May 16, 2016
Edwin Elijah Diaz
Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
Edwin Elijah Diaz by AK47 USA November 26, 2018
Joey Diaz
A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020
Marco Diaz
Male lead and deuteragonist of Star vs. the Forces of Evil. An insecure safe kid/bad boy who comes out of his shell thanks to Star. Many fans of the show call him a harem protagonist because he is shipped with a lot of girls in the show like Star, his best friend who has a crush on him, Jackie who is his crush from kindergarten who later became his girlfriend, Janna who is a stalker friend of Marco and probably has a crush on him, and Hekapoo who is the dimensional scissors enforcer and forger and a member of the Magic High Commission and Marco probably dated her during his 16 year trial in her dimension which is 8 minutes in Earth while Jackie is still his girlfriend.
Guy 1: When I grow up I wanna be like Marco Diaz
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Guy 2: You mean the harem protagonist of that TV-Y7 show Star vs. the Forces of Evil
Marco Diaz by mojo72400 October 27, 2017
rosa diaz
rosa diaz by Brooklyn-Define-Define October 3, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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