dick strike 

Dick strike is when a girl is enjoying the single life. She doesn't want to fuck anybody because the dick she's been given in the past wasn't good enough and she has lost all faith in humanity and the male population. She is preserving the booty for someone worthy of her time.

Becky: "Why don't you hook up with that guy over there? He's cute."
Danielle: "Nah. I don't want to get involved with any one right now. I'd make out with him, but I'm on dick strike. "

dick strike by gypsylyps December 16, 2014

Dick Stroke

When your dick gets so hard that the blood pressure in your cock causes a malfunction resembling a stroke in your brain. EXCEPT IT IS YOUR FUCKING DICK!!!!!!!

Nice looking woman walks in.

Guy 1-look at that lady! Damn!
Guy 2- yeah too bad you had a dick stroke last week. Don't think you'll be doing work in her slit.
Guy 1-don't remind me asshole...

Dick Stroke by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015

striped dick 

a british cake with twizzlers on it (hence the name striped dick) i tried it once it was really good

kid: i brought striped dick for the class!
teacher: ew get the fuck out of here perv!

striped dick by joe725 September 24, 2006

stroke dick 

what faggots do on chatroulette

fag 1: Wanna go out and get drunk?

fag 2: Nah, I'm staying home tonight and gonna stroke dick instead.

stroke dick by Lays Chips April 9, 2010

Stroke dick month 

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

Stroke dick month by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020

Stroke-dick easy 

when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.

Wife: how was your first day?

Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!

Stroke-dick easy by Therealkingdavid August 27, 2023

a dick in his stride 

The demeanour a guy sometimes has the morning after he gets laid, usually involving a "get around me, boys" overconfident type-strutt, and a self-satisfied grin.

Variations:

"a real dick in his stride".

"a dick up his stride".

Steve: "Hey man, have you seen Pat this morning? Since laying that bird last night he is getting around the place with a dick in his stride".

Ed: "Yeah, tell him to 10-2 on that shit man. She had christmas hams anyway".

a dick in his stride by EduardoRodriguez December 9, 2012