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dick sonar 

When a guy breaks up with you and still kind of likes you senses that there is other dick trying to invade what was once familiar and proceeds to go on a like all current status', photos on social networks to try to gain his ex's attention once more. But beware it's a fantasy.. Don't give in.. Keep dating
Aned says: "man that dude has dick sonar it's like OMG I sense other dick around.. I gotta step in and ( fuck I miss her/him) pay attention to me!!!!!!!!"

Me: so what you are saying is it's a" check up " and they are experiencing the "want what you can't have" feeling.. Huh, thanks for the insight girl !
dick sonar by Sapiophilegirl82 February 6, 2017
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Urban Dickionary 

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.
*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

dickionary 

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick
"that dude is such a dickionary!"
dickionary by Impossibear April 19, 2015

Urban Dickionary 

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.
You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*
Urban Dickionary by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018

Urban Dickionary 

A badass version of the thing you're on right now.
Use the badass version of a dictionary an urban dickionary motherfucker!
Urban Dickionary by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019

dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary
yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc
dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016

urban dickshonary is a dick 

urban dickshonary is a dick
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