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When a guy breaks up with you and still kind of likes you senses that there is other dick trying to invade what was once familiar and proceeds to go on a like all current status', photos on social networks to try to gain his ex's attention once more. But beware it's a fantasy.. Don't give in.. Keep dating

Aned says: "man that dude has dick sonar it's like OMG I sense other dick around.. I gotta step in and ( fuck I miss her/him) pay attention to me!!!!!!!!"

Me: so what you are saying is it's a" check up " and they are experiencing the "want what you can't have" feeling.. Huh, thanks for the insight girl !

dick sonar by Sapiophilegirl82 February 6, 2017

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Urban Dickionary

The best porn site that has all the lingo in it.

*googles turnt fuc boi takes dank memes in the bumhole*

"Omg thot you're like literally gunna make me cum rn"

"OMG Yesssssss RT!"- first result on urban dickionary

Urban Dickionary by Spicy Memes June 3, 2016

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dickionary

that one guy that thinks he knows everything, but in fact, is just a huge dick

"that dude is such a dickionary!"

dickionary by Impossibear April 19, 2015

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Urban Dickionary

Basically a digital burn book. Where people vent about their classmates and people they hate anonymously hoping to make themselves feel better about their own sad lives.

You: Haha <insert name> is such a loser!

You: I’m gonna add their name to Urban Dickionary with a bunch of swear words!
*Submits*
Also you: Hah-aha...ah *cries*

Urban Dickionary by Itchythot2000 November 14, 2018

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Urban Dickionary

A badass version of the thing you're on right now.

Use the badass version of a dictionary an urban dickionary motherfucker!

Urban Dickionary by Dr Lupo January 18, 2019

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dicksionary

u use ur dick to read the dictionary

yo bruh buy me a beer lemme read my dicksionary for a secc

dicksionary by ElitePlays December 22, 2016

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urban dickshonary is a dick

URBAN DICTONARY neva puts my words in

urban dickshonary is a dick

urban dickshonary is a dick by slim playboy June 22, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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